Doctor Grumpy in the House

Have just started arguing over which of them sneezes more loudly. Where do I find these people?

Yes, once again proving that stupidity and crime don't mix, we have this bozo from Ottawa. While robbing a convenience store at knifepoi...

(guy walks in, stands at counter) Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Mr. Gregorian: "I have an appointment today with Dr. Grumpy.&qu...

Maybe I'm just a dumb old neurologist, and I sure don't know much about candy, but this here picture ain't lookin' right to ...

Thank you for your referral of Mrs. Panik, I'm writing and faxing you this expedited letter, and also left a message with your secretar...

Okay, here's another tip for you budding criminals out there: If you're planning on robbing a pharmacy (or pretty much anything) you...

Look, Mr. Ohseedee, the prescription I wrote you on Friday is for "Tylenol #3, 20 pills". It DOES NOT say "Tylenol, 320 pil...

While doing Christmakuh shopping last night, I saw this in the store. Does anyone else think it needs a better name?

I'd like to thank PJ for bringing this important research to my attention. In an effort to settle the question of whether or not laptop ...

Mr. Teevee: "I also want an ultrasound." Dr. Grumpy: "Why do you want an ultrasound?" Mr. Teevee: "I once saw it fe...

Dr. Grumpy: "When did the leg begin hurting?" Mr. Sprint: "I'd just climbed down the ladder when..." (cell phone rin...

This is my Grandfather. His name was Martin. He died in 2001, and I was fortunate to know him. He was born in Poland, but his family was liv...

I NEVER drink water from the toilet. Blackdog doesn't seem to mind doing so, but I personally don't think it sounds healthy. A scien...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Poll: "Yeah, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." Mary: &q...