My 11:00 brought a friend to the visit, who was silent for most of it.
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, Annie will get your tests set up... do you have any questions?"
Ms. Patient: "No. It sounds like a good plan."
Ms. Friend: "I have a question, I, um , had surgery on my coochie last month, and am worried that the scars aren't going to heal..." she stands up, drops pants "do you think those will go away?"
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Just like that, I'm relieved my parents discouraged me from pursuing medicine as a career.
Time heals all wounds, most coochie scars, too.
Wow, YOU get all the good ones, ha!
As a denizen of the eastern side of the pond I had to look up the meaning of “coochie”. I wish I hadn’t.
Some things you just can't unsee.
Should have referred to Dr. Nerve. Opportunity knocked!
There's a good reason (or 50) vets chose to work on animals and not people.
"I wouldn't know. I am not a dermatologist, plastic surgeon, or mirror.
Please, not in the pharmacy. I believe you need to see your MEDICAL doctor about this.
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