Your hero, Dr. Grumpy, is (along with a lot of other docs) certified by the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology (ABPN).
You can be certified in either or both (I have no idea why anyone would want both).
All of us neurologists and psychiatrists pay the board a hefty amount to stay certified. It's a few hundred bucks a year, and every 10 years it's a few thousand more to prepare for and take a written test to maintain certification. This is in addition to all the continuing medical education required.
What the ABPN does with this money, besides writing new test questions and issuing certificates, I have no idea. But, in a recent newsletter I received, it was nice to see that the money is being put to good use:
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It's probably a better use of the money than working on a new way to add complexity and increased cost to an already onerous system of recertification.
Color has gone way up in price
This could get expensive...Adobe now charges for colors, you know.
Laugh all you want, but the color logo is going to be important for their upcoming cryptocurrency and NFT offerings.
Just the first step in their upcoming co-branding ventures with McDonald's and Nike.
"The web address and color logo are to be unveiled at an exclusive event at the Hôtel Plaza Athénée, with catering provided by Alain Ducasse and a selection of rare vintages from Château Pétrus. Every attendee will receive a special numbered commemorative bracelet by Cartier."
"This represents the culmination of everything that we've been working toward since our organization was founded in 1934, and the final fulfillment of our founders' vision."
"Please note that these will only be available to our Platinum Tier members and above. Upgrade today!"
"It was recently brought to our attention that GeoCities is no longer in service."
Will these be on the test?
"These are just the first of many exciting changes promised by our new owner, Elon Musk!"
"Our new website will be powered by America's leading donation engine, Schnorrer.com."
"Our president's brother-in-law's hardware store just held a going-out-of-business sale, and we got a really good deal on a bunch of mustard yellow paint."
"Our new color logo will be on a wide range of branded merchandise- everything from t-shirts and coffee mugs to jewelry, leather goods, furniture, and our own private label champagne. They make great gifts for all your family and friends, and they'll be available from the online store on our new homepage! Of course, the amount of merchandise you buy will have no effect whatsoever on the results of your certification maintenance exams. But it never hurts to be safe."
I knew from the stories that you really were a shrink and you just used Neurologist as a cover
Fortune 500 company with buildings and people all over the world. One time the entire company received an email about how we shouldn't include people on emails that are unneeded because it costs the company a lot of money. The very next email, again sent to the entire company, was about how they were changing the signage on one office building in a location that 99.9% of the employees would never see. They went into detail about the font being used, the reason behind the choice of font, the size of each letter (upper case vs lower case) the color choice, and the amount of time it would be lighted up each day. 3 page email which I'm sure cost the company nothing to send to every single employee and contractor.
"An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance."
Ha. In my profession ... this just means we've a new batch of recruits that know nothing about what they're supposed to know, so we sent them over to the IT department while we figure out what to do with them.
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