Monday, March 20, 2023

We seem to be made to suffer.

Dr. Grumpy: "I didn't get that report... I'll try to track it down. Did they tell you what the MRI showed?"

Mr. Daniels: "There was a herniated disk at C-something. Ummm... Maybe C3-PO? Does that sound right?"

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

A chiropractic positive patient, perhaps? (https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/15/well/live/neck-manipulation-chiropractor.html?searchResultPosition=1)

Anonymous said...

Well at least its not damage to the R2D2.

Anonymous said...

"I have a bad feeling about this."

Rama Squiggler said...

"My diagnosis: you'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it."

Anonymous said...

That's not the disk you're looking for.

JimAtTheRez said...

May the force be with him.

Anonymous said...

What's the protocol in these situations?

Anonymous said...

It did sound right: A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away.

Packer said...

Doesn’t sound right but does sound familiar

Moose said...

I use a different health system. My doctors are always trying to get me inside a Jeffrey's Tube to have my inertial dampers adjusted while trying to halt a gravimetric disturbance.

bryce.schroeder said...

Yesterday I was walking through the ED and a patient's cell phone went off with an R2-D2 sound effect. Took all I had not to say "R2-D2 it is you!"

 
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