Dr. Grumpy: "I didn't get that report... I'll try to track it down. Did they tell you what the MRI showed?"
Mr. Daniels: "There was a herniated disk at C-something. Ummm... Maybe C3-PO? Does that sound right?"
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Dr. Grumpy: "I didn't get that report... I'll try to track it down. Did they tell you what the MRI showed?"
Mr. Daniels: "There was a herniated disk at C-something. Ummm... Maybe C3-PO? Does that sound right?"
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A chiropractic positive patient, perhaps? (https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/15/well/live/neck-manipulation-chiropractor.html?searchResultPosition=1)
Well at least its not damage to the R2D2.
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"My diagnosis: you'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it."
That's not the disk you're looking for.
May the force be with him.
What's the protocol in these situations?
It did sound right: A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away.
Doesn’t sound right but does sound familiar
I use a different health system. My doctors are always trying to get me inside a Jeffrey's Tube to have my inertial dampers adjusted while trying to halt a gravimetric disturbance.
Yesterday I was walking through the ED and a patient's cell phone went off with an R2-D2 sound effect. Took all I had not to say "R2-D2 it is you!"
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