Time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in.
Here we have an ad for a healthcare supply manufacturer.
Let's face it, if your most "innovative respiratory product" in the last 43 years is a cotton swab... I'm just sayin'.
Next, from the "hey, whose doesn't?" category, is this bumper sticker:
This license plate is presented without comment:
Next is this ER patient board item, which has either the wrong vowel or too many "r"'s. I'm not going to guess.
And finally we have this fortune cookie. Which probably means you've just been poisoned and need Ipecac.
6 comments:
"Now pay attention, 007. This looks like an ordinary cotton swab, but in fact it's a fully functional flamethrower. Do be careful not to put the wrong end in your nose."
Remember to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie.
"And you really don't want to piss my dog off, wince he's the one driving this car."
Re: the fortune cookie: You may have stumbled on the one the Virgin Mary was given just outside Bethlehem. Consider contacting the Vatican.
Well, that makes it trickier to tune your ukulele.
One day I got two Misfortune Cookies.
One said, "There's more to life than just money, there's Bitcoin."
The other said, "What does the future hodl?"
I kept waiting for a meteor to then crash on my house but I guess I picked the right Lucky Number.
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