tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post6875393488155765592..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Random picturesGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15675234577674974022022-11-09T22:56:55.235-05:002022-11-09T22:56:55.235-05:00One day I got two Misfortune Cookies.
One said, &...One day I got two Misfortune Cookies.<br /><br />One said, "There's more to life than just money, there's Bitcoin."<br /><br />The other said, "What does the future hodl?"<br /><br />I kept waiting for a meteor to then crash on my house but I guess I picked the right Lucky Number.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77711160069297087242022-11-08T22:22:05.471-05:002022-11-08T22:22:05.471-05:00Well, that makes it trickier to tune your ukulele....Well, that makes it trickier to tune your ukulele.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-26230341485554065132022-11-07T19:06:50.396-05:002022-11-07T19:06:50.396-05:00Re: the fortune cookie: You may have stumbled on t...Re: the fortune cookie: You may have stumbled on the one the Virgin Mary was given just outside Bethlehem. Consider contacting the Vatican.A. Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12348733577500591253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48618005902753731572022-11-07T10:31:01.669-05:002022-11-07T10:31:01.669-05:00"And you really don't want to piss my dog..."And you really don't want to piss my dog off, wince he's the one driving this car."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35639838496773543662022-11-07T10:29:05.209-05:002022-11-07T10:29:05.209-05:00Remember to add "in bed" to the end of e...Remember to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-60159690872764028562022-11-07T10:28:19.703-05:002022-11-07T10:28:19.703-05:00"Now pay attention, 007. This looks like an o..."Now pay attention, 007. This looks like an ordinary cotton swab, but in fact it's a fully functional flamethrower. Do be careful not to put the wrong end in your nose."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com