Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any other health issues?"
Mr. Toss: "On January 14, 1999, I threw up in a Taco Bell bathroom, but other than that I've been fine."
Monday, April 18, 2022
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
11 comments:
"It was the millennium bug."
"Which was a problem, because I meant to throw up in the Burger King bathroom."
"I was about to interview for a job there, and I was really nervous. Luckily, they hired me on the spot, because they needed someone to clean the bathroom."
"I remember the exact date, because I was taking my wife out for a special dinner to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary."
"And that was how I first heard 'I'm Your Angel.'"
"And to think that, a few hours earlier, I'd been so excited about the opportunity to attend a special preview screening of 'The Phantom Menace.'"
Ok, I’ll bite…..
That's a pretty good run of not being sick.
Never having vomited before, it was quite startling and unexpected, but thankfully I happened to be in the restroom when it occurred.
I told them the Taco Bell restroom was a bad place for an exorcism. But did they listen to me? Nooooo, they didn't. They said that just because I'm possessed by thirteen demons from the third circle of hell that I don't qualify as an expert to make that decision. Sheesh.
too much hot sauce
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