Monday, April 11, 2022

Accuracy

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any surgeries, sir?"

Mr. Plumbum: "Yeah, I got shot, and they had to take out the bullet."

Dr. Grumpy: "Where did you got shot?"

Mr. Plumbum: "Korea."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

An absolutely factual and correct reply, which gave no useful information about the matter in hand. Is he a lawyer?

Anonymous said...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7GlU

Anonymous said...

"And then I came down with a bad case of Malaysia."

Anonymous said...

"But it almost hit me in the Netherlands."

Anonymous said...

"Actually, it was Kiribati, but I got tired of having to explain where it is and correct people's pronunciation."

Anonymous said...

"Although, technically, the shooter was in Djibouti. Long story."

ron said...

i always tell them i have had just 1 surgery in my life, and did not walk for almost a year.
they always act concerned, then i tell them,' i was circumcised at birth...

Don McCollor said...

(Don McCollor)...The Dr is not specific enough like "where in your body were you shot" while the Vet is remembering the circumstances. Remember that not everyone will correctly interpret what to you is an obvious question or instruction...

Anonymous said...

Paging Dr. Google Maps.

Anonymous said...

"The Orion arm of the Milky Way."

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of an old story:
Lawyer: "You said he was shot in the woods?"
Doctor: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

Leilani Schuck Weatherington said...

We raised a son with Asperger syndrome and he almost certainly would have answered the question similar to the person in your scenario.

 
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