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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
16 comments:
S/he started using K Y Jelly in 2005???
"Hey, I already bought all those cigarettes, I've gotta do SOMETHING with them..."
Could have just said "oral" and been done with it.
"The smoking was caused by too much friction. Once I started using lube, the problem went away."
"I quit smoking, but I didn't quit chewing or dipping, if you get my drift."
"I read Penthouse for the cigarette ads."
"You could say I'm a real Marlboro Man."
Regular or king size?
Filtered or unfiltered?
Menthol?
The best part about the customary post-coital smoke is that it saves you having to make awkward conversation with your partner.
He's just blowing smoke.
"Then, after 17 years, the cicadas arrived, and that opened up a whole new realm of possibilities."
He's doing it too fast. Probably quit because he burned his junk off.
As Freud didn’t say; “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”.
Well, he's getting older. We all slow down a bit, y'know.
How Lucky Strike got its name.
But which half of the pack?
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