Monday, January 10, 2022

Best. Wikipedia. Page. Ever.

 


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do I clean coffee out of my keyboard after reading that?

Packer said...

Not a fan of WW II , what is not to like. Corn dog duel to death in Dennys bathroom.WTF .wish I never saw this got vision of my own loss of mind to dementia in my early 80s

fiberman said...

Well, that was a wild ride.

Bedřich Fuzzybank said...

This has "Netflix series" written all over it. Clearing the Nirvana songs might be expensive, but Rick Astley should be a lot more affordable.

Anonymous said...

"Finally, the category you've all been waiting for- Best Nirvana Tribute Band. The nominees are: The Radio Friendly Unit Shifters, Pennyroyal, No Apologies, Tastes Like Teen Spirit, 5 Guys Named Kurt, and the Lithium Batteries. And the award goes to..."

Anonymous said...

His big mistake was not following up his Nirvana tribute band with a Foo Fighters tribute band.

Rick Astley said...

What? There's a Rick Astley doo-wop group? Are they hiring? I'll work for cheap. Or maybe they need a roadie?

Pete Best said...

It's always the corndog in the Denny's bathroom that gets you. Looking back, I should have just let John eat it.

Anonymous said...

If only more people recognized the importance of clean buns.

Eddie Vedder said...

Hey, Charlee- your Nirvana tribute band didn't win anywhere near as many awards as mine did. So suck it.

Anonymous said...

While working at Sweet Cheeks, he was able to integrate his love of doo-wop by painting his buttocks and then stripping to the tune of "Blue Moon."

Anonymous said...

Wait until he sees the latest installment, where it turns out that Kaiser Wilhelm II somehow survived and has been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along.

Anonymous said...

So, basically, he just copied and pasted his eHarmony profile.

Anonymous said...

Wahhh? I think it'll make as much sense if I read it a third time.

 
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