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7 comments:
Maybe it's "reptile."
Not only the patient doesn’t know whether or not he is coming or going…
"If your poop stays erect for more than four hours..."
I bet the patient has both! Those little blue pills give a body the worst heart burn, they are almost not worth taking.
Puts a whole new meaning to a hard stool!
Having just started on statins, I'll vouch for the first one. Will Viagra help? Even if I'm female? Enquiring minds want to know. (;
Say, what, the writer might take Viagra for, rectal dysfunction? Doesn't watch the telly too much?
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