What was said:
"She uses Mirtazapine, 7.5, at bedtime, which helps her sleep."
What the computer typed:
"She uses mate has a penis, 7.5, at bedtime, which helps her sleep."
Thank you, Jay!
Monday, April 26, 2021
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
10 comments:
Back in the day when I was an undergraduate medical student, I remember being taught that the best sleep aid was satisfying sexual intercourse with one’s regular partner. So Dragon got it right this time.
Autocorrect is the work of the devil. Whoever invented it will burn in hello.
Don’t be so hard on the computer just a boner
Whatever works? Maybe more people should try it.
7.5 of what unit?
Reading my cardiologist's office notes I have been a female on multiple occasions. If that were the case it would be news to me, my wife, and my three sons. With errors like that I wonder about the accuracy of the notes he sends to my family practice doctor.
The inventor of autocorrect is in fact dead. He is resting in peas.
So size does matter!
Yes. Well. I mean. 7.5. That's like, come on, really? Wow!
Can I get a prescription for that?
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