After several blocks we came to a police crew cleaning up an intersection from an accident. The damaged cars were already gone, but there were a few guys sweeping up car debris and measuring distances.
One officer was filling out paperwork and Marie asked him what happened.
Without looking up he said "someone coughed on the road, that's all."
7 comments:
Officer Cynical? :D
We've missed you. Hope you're well.
Officer should have said - "They didn't keep their social distance."
FrankC, the winning comment for these comments.
Very funny that it is.
Heltau
That is quite a savy response.
This can't be a true story. Everyone knows it's Fire's job to clean up.
@Anonymous 4:36 PM: Thank you! I'm hanging in there. Bored, but well.
In a related story, traffic has been cut in half in Minnesota, but accidents have doubled. Go figure.
If only. Probably another drunk driver. Auto insurance claims are up.
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