EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO is familiar. How did 'they' know ... brought to you by real people?
I recall ... my father was a schoolteacher ... and he'd give us a ride to school if we were ready in time to go with him. Many is the time I was tasked with undoing the knots on my little sister's tie shoes on the way to the car.
Had to laugh. especially at the one trying to get the boot on. We had one child, didn't matter if it was a boot or shoe, he ALWAYS would curl his toes and even if maybe I did hit him in the knee there is nothing CPS can do now. He's 45yrs. old and the statue of limitations kicks in.
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Loved it.
EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO is familiar. How did 'they' know ... brought to you by real people?
I recall ... my father was a schoolteacher ... and he'd give us a ride to school if we were ready in time to go with him. Many is the time I was tasked with undoing the knots on my little sister's tie shoes on the way to the car.
Had to laugh. especially at the one trying to get the boot on. We had one child, didn't matter if it was a boot or shoe, he ALWAYS would curl his toes and even if maybe I did hit him in the knee there is nothing CPS can do now. He's 45yrs. old and the statue of limitations kicks in.
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