Here's another great computer chart system. When you order a shoe for someone who just had foot surgery, it gives you a list to pick where the shoe should be worn:
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7 comments:
Saw anal sphincter. That is where the shoe should go on the programmer
I'm speechless! At any angle of the mouth. Just no.
I see the place the writers of that program need to have a shoe placed - 3rd from the bottom.
"This wasn't what I was expecting when I ordered a penis pump."
Love that photo of the comedian listening to 'the Shoe'. Can you believe that phones once looked like those men's business black size 11?
That's Maxwell Smart, in his glory days. He also had a watch that sprayed a tear gas like substance to immobilize his arch enemies in CAOS.
You can't make this stuff up...
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