Thursday, May 9, 2019

Cancellation

Mary: "Hello, this is Mary from Dr. Grumpy's office. I wanted to confirm Mr. Lumbar's appointment tomorrow with Dr. Grumpy."

Mrs. Lumbar: "Oh, he won't be coming in. The back pain doesn't bother him anymore."

Mary: "Oh, okay, well I'm glad to hear that."

Mrs. Lumbar: "He's dead."

11 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

"I'm feeling better."
"No, you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."

Anonymous said...

It happens. No one gets out of here alive.

bobbie said...

Poor Mary!!!

William said...

She has my dry sense of humor, As a trustee had a conversation like that with AT & T while trying to end the contract with the decedant.

Mad Jack said...

Ha!
Ha!Ha!
Ha!Ha!Ha!

That's RICH.

Anonymous said...

I don’t want to go on the cart

Anonymous said...

It's times like these that you really wish your secretary was named Jim.

Anonymous said...

Pop. Six. Squish. Uh uh. Cicero. Lipschitz.

Ms. Donna said...

I like the lady's dry sense of humor. I hope it serves her well.

Loren Pechtel said...

Or she saw the suffering as worse than death.

Packer said...

Not much else is bothering him these days either

 
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