This past weekend Craig was having a party (actually, Craig seems to have a party every weekend, but that's another post).
As usual, Garlic and Onion were making the rounds, hoping to snag a pretzel or fallen cocktail weenie. At one point one of Craig's
A few minutes later she noticed me wandering out of my office to get a Diet Coke and came over to ask...
"Hi, uh, Mr. Craig's dad. How come your dog has nipples growing out of his back?"
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As a vet, I can tell you this is not a rare question! But the best is when the owner has been trying to pull ticks off the dog and has actually just been trying to wrench his poor nipples off. Then they ask, why would he have nipples? He's a boy! So I say, you're a boy, I'm assuming you have nipples?
That is Dr. Craig's dad to you!
Use of drugs in his youth, be warned
Yup it is usually the men that wonder why their male dogs have nipples. Dummmbbbb. Also, I'm annoyed there's an ad for 1-800 Pet Meds on this post. Screw you google!
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