For my non-medical readers, the last word is supposed to be "hematuria."
Thursday, November 1, 2018
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
13 comments:
"Emphasis on 'gross.' Enough said."
That's what happens when you let your subscription to "Modern Maturity" lapse.
As they always say, 77 is the new 13.
I don't know... you'd think at 77 she'd be pretty mature!
At least I'm safe from *that*.
I may grow old, but never up.
written after the patient laughed hysterically when the Doctor farted!
At 77 there is no other kind
Kind of old to be developing frontotemporal dementia. New infarct?
My grandma developed that after her stroke. We didn't need a Urologist to tell us though. The poop jokes were enough to figure it out on our own.
According to Mrs. Cynical, I have Early Onset Gross Immaturity, and have had for quite some time. Sadly, it's progressive and incurable.
Brentinseward already used my line. Clearly it's fart jokes.
well, gross immaturity sounds like way more fun than 'gross hematuria', which is much more likely to be the reason for a urology consult!
the immaturity would be for Dr Grumpy and Dr Shrink, I imagine.
Voice recognition software should be illegal for use in medical records. See crap like this all the time.
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