Thursday, November 1, 2018

Seen in a chart


For my non-medical readers, the last word is supposed to be "hematuria."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Emphasis on 'gross.' Enough said."

AARP said...

That's what happens when you let your subscription to "Modern Maturity" lapse.

Astrolabe Silverwax said...

As they always say, 77 is the new 13.

bobbie said...

I don't know... you'd think at 77 she'd be pretty mature!

Ygolonac said...

At least I'm safe from *that*.

I may grow old, but never up.

Brentinseward said...

written after the patient laughed hysterically when the Doctor farted!

Packer said...

At 77 there is no other kind

Anonymous said...

Kind of old to be developing frontotemporal dementia. New infarct?

Shae said...

My grandma developed that after her stroke. We didn't need a Urologist to tell us though. The poop jokes were enough to figure it out on our own.

Officer Cynical said...

According to Mrs. Cynical, I have Early Onset Gross Immaturity, and have had for quite some time. Sadly, it's progressive and incurable.

Shash said...

Brentinseward already used my line. Clearly it's fart jokes.

clairesmum said...

well, gross immaturity sounds like way more fun than 'gross hematuria', which is much more likely to be the reason for a urology consult!
the immaturity would be for Dr Grumpy and Dr Shrink, I imagine.

Tom Bridgeland said...

Voice recognition software should be illegal for use in medical records. See crap like this all the time.

 
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