First we have this picture, taken at an airport, where bicycles using the bathroom is, apparently, an issue:
Then there's this place's answer to "what should we get grandma for Christmas?"
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| "Wow! Verapamil, metformin, morphine... this place has the best gifts!" |
While we're on the subject of places to get gifts, who can forget...
Then there's this product so you can "keep balling all night."
And, finally, there's this happy-go-lucky coloring book about everyone's favorite viral-disease-of-cheerfulness, RABIES.
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So THAT'S why people carry bottles on their bikes!
The book on STDs is much better, but to do it right you need the full 64-color box of crayons.
So that's why now all the cool kids at school want to be in the gifted program.
When you think about it, it's a lot more direct and efficient than buying jewelry and giving it to someone in hopes of getting sex in return.
It's so embarrassing when you miss the hoop and everyone chants "Air Ball! Air Ball!"
Now I'm sad that the doctor who did my vaccinations wasn't called "Vaxernoodle"
I found a nice scarf for my mum that I wanted to get her for Christmas (yes I'm that early). Until I saw the label.
It said FATFACE.
Nah, thanks, not going to give my mum something insulting for Christmas.
At least not this year. We'll see how she behaves in 2019.
So, two comments. The restriction on the first one was actually "no bicycles allowed in toilets". Hopefully people are not trying to flush their unwanted bikes because they can grow to be gigantic if allowed to breed in the sewers. Also, we don't want the CHUDs to be mount a mounted attack someday.
Second, "ballin' all night" meant something much more fun than "playing basketball" not too, too long ago.
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