The company Andvinyly can press your (or anyone's, or anything's) cremated ashes into a 33 rpm vinyl record!
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| "Mom? Is that you?" |
You can include a recording of your voice (threatening to haunt them forever if they scratch, warp, or donate you to a thrift store) or any favorite music. You can also have a pet turned into an album for those nights when you miss their barking, meowing, or repeatedly asking for a cracker.
Imagine the looks on their faces when they receive such a unique gift and wonder where the hell they're supposed to find a record player in 2017!
12 comments:
Ummm. Target sells record players. :)
Mine would go platinum.
No, just no!
Warped? I can imagine if it gets scratched and starts to skip.
"And for a limited time only, you can get Roger Dean to design your own personal cover! Every time your loved ones roll a joint, they'll roll it on you!"
And I thought cocaine was God's way of saying you have too much money.
Now you can spend all eternity as "Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits!"
Now you can spend all eternity in a hipster shop in Williamsburg!
LOL...no thanks.
But record players are in again.
..."unless otherwise specified, all records come standard with Adele's 'hello from the other side'"
I want to record ultrasonic sounds on mine, so any time someone plays me all the dogs in the neighborhood start barking!
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