Monday, December 18, 2017

Holiday gift guide, 2017

After you're in the grave, do you still want to be in the groove?

The company Andvinyly can press your (or anyone's, or anything's) cremated ashes into a 33 rpm vinyl record!


"Mom? Is that you?"

You can include a recording of your voice (threatening to haunt them forever if they scratch, warp, or donate you to a thrift store) or any favorite music. You can also have a pet turned into an album for those nights when you miss their barking, meowing, or repeatedly asking for a cracker.

Imagine the looks on their faces when they receive such a unique gift and wonder where the hell they're supposed to find a record player in 2017!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummm. Target sells record players. :)

Crazy RxMan said...

Mine would go platinum.

Anonymous said...

No, just no!

Anonymous said...

Warped? I can imagine if it gets scratched and starts to skip.

Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge V said...

"And for a limited time only, you can get Roger Dean to design your own personal cover! Every time your loved ones roll a joint, they'll roll it on you!"

Packer said...

And I thought cocaine was God's way of saying you have too much money.

Anonymous said...

Now you can spend all eternity as "Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits!"

Anonymous said...

Now you can spend all eternity in a hipster shop in Williamsburg!

Mage said...

LOL...no thanks.
But record players are in again.

Anonymous said...

..."unless otherwise specified, all records come standard with Adele's 'hello from the other side'"

Antibubba said...

I want to record ultrasonic sounds on mine, so any time someone plays me all the dogs in the neighborhood start barking!

 
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