You try getting your teenagers to do it, but, lets' face it, they suck. If you can even pry them out of their rooms for a few minutes, then you have to get their phones out of their hands, and then they start whining that you're ruining their lives and... it just ain't worth it.
You need a different power to clean your floors.
The power... of the dark side.
Fortunately it's not only there, but in a choice of styles, too.
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| "Luke, I am your vacuum." |
The Samsung Powerbot home vacuum promises to not only clean your floors, but randomly play lightsaber sounds, the heavy breathing of the Sith Lord (so you can worry someone broke into your house) and snippets of movie dialogue.
You can control them with voice, the phone app, Amazon Alexa, and Google assistant to convince your technophobic friends that you, indeed, have the power. Better yet, you don't have to deal with your teenagers.
These are the droids you're looking floor.
Disclaimer: I did NOT get paid for this post, and do not own this gadget. I just thought it fit in with the other odd things I feature. I have no idea how well it works. I have a wife, 3 teenagers, and 3 dogs, all smarter than me and have no desire to have household appliances that are, too.
5 comments:
"It'll suck like Episodes I-III."
Ha ha ha... ^^ that comment wins! ^^
Unfortunately, the Storm Trooper model will consistently get right next to a pile of dirt and still somehow manage to miss it.
Thanks for the laugh.
We upgraded our log cabin recently. It has a real wooden floor now. We need one of those. Does it run on batteries?
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