First is the poorly thought out name of this veterinary product:
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| "Keep away from children." |
This one makes you wonder who named the business
Like any proud business owner, they have a custom license plate:
A reader notes this sign "doesn't exactly inspire confidence."
Then there's this, apparently marketing to axe murderers:
This past weekend the twins and I stopped at Starbucks for a snack. They had this sign up on the door:
Craig commented that "it looks like a dancing squid going to a Halloween party dressed as the Pope."
One reader saw this at a furniture store. Since she's a nurse she said her first thought was "Do Not Intubate." Admittedly, that was mine, too, even though it's obviously a couch.
14 comments:
Have you noticed that the scissor handles on the Yeranis logo look like, uh, testes?
The freezer - Grave diggers are on strike ?
I agree with anon, the logo looks like a diagram of the urinary tract.
Maybe "Dominican Salon" is a code word for "trimming your nether regions."
It's a Brazilian wax for people who aren't very good at geography.
Google comes up with a lot of people named Yeranis. I figure the salon is named after the owner.
Craig is definitely your child.
Don't they mean "Be a part of something venti-er?"
Boy, those Manhattan real estate listings...
Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful. Great, when can you start?
Hopefully the Pet Dophilus will go down easier than the Pet Rock.
Pet Dophilus is so made-up, must've been some 'inspiration' going on there. For a probiotic? Well, they didn't call it Drosophila melanogaster or for a probiotic Clostridium difficile.
As a RT, if there was any type of hole, anywhere in that chair, I'd probably be caught sticking an ETT (intubation tube)in it at 3AM. Probably with giggling assistance.
My son just got hired as a pharm tech without experience. He talked about work for a few minutes and I linked him here. The key phrase he mentioned? He had to add 'flu shot' to his greeting.
MBee.
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