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Monday, August 21, 2017
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
11 comments:
I'm picturing a grumpy old lady in chronic pain on a regular check-up with her Primary Care Physician. The nurse asks "So what's your living situation?". The lady growls "I'm alive." The nurse takes the hint and figures it hasn't changed since last month and plans to copy that over later. EMR probably won't actually let her, but I'm still picturing this.
You have to admit "Lives" matters.
Maybe the person was admitted through the ER. You know how THEY are.
This is living.
These new EMR sure are the bees knees! LOL
...the mad doctor cries as the reanimated cadaver is raised to the belfry amid bolts of lighting.
That's the risk of hiring a hitman from Craigslist.
I'm with Shae on this one. That would have been my answer if I had been asked.
R.J. wins.
This was in a dictation I transcribed years ago:
Pertinent Clinical History: The pain.
The doctor then said in a puzzled voice, "That's all it says."
The hospital computer system was full of things like that. Here's another one I saw: "Frost bute, pes planus." Also "colonoslopy."
I work as a medical transcriptionist. One sentence I regularly have is ... he/she lives at home. Really? At home? I never would have guessed!
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