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Wednesday, August 9, 2017
"It's for the neurologist. You know how he can be."
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A nurse writes that, when she arrived to work yesterday, this was the state of the galley fridge at her ICU:
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
15 comments:
for those of us not familiar with the environs, what's supposed to be/usually in there?
I couple of times of the years, I had to care for severe alcoholics as inpatients. The Valium protocol did not work and the patients refused to quit drinking. So, I actually had to write in the orders to serve 1 beer with each meal three times daily. The family brought in beer to store in the fridge. The younger nursing staff thought they were being pranked! lol
"It's for the neurologist"????
If the neurologist is drinking beer during rounds, there is a BIG, BIG problem.
Admin shit fit in 3 . . .2 . . .1. . .
Oh, and the vents on the frig need cleaning.
So they keep the vodka in the freezer?
Anon @8:45 Usually specimen which they disguise in Pepsi Cans
At least he has the decency to have Ranch dressing with his beer. Cocktail sauce or ketchup really would not be a good match.
OMG! You're almost out of beer!
As usual, the neurosurgeon got in early and drank the other five.
The residents, meanwhile, are stuck with Steel Reserve.
No Diet Coke? How could they do that?
Well, if you can have medical marijuana...
Why the Dutch beer? There are so many tastier types. And if it's the alcohol (s)he is looking for, why is the beer even there? Just stick with the vodka in the freezer...
Don't they know how unhealthy all those sugared sodas are?
But where's the genever?
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