Of course, there's only one medicine that treats it all.
Friday, April 14, 2017
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
8 comments:
I deny Chinese weight gain too, I am just naturally zaftig
"Suggested patient be tested for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but unfortunately patient tends to treat my recommendations with floccinaucinihilipilification."
Thanks for the earworm, Grumpy! A spoonful of C12H22O11 make the medicine go down . . .
Best wishes for Passover.
Clearly, this person needs to read your medical treatise about commas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuWE_pm5O4
love this.
So denial of all symptoms, did the patient just want to visit to pass the time of day? Yes, we have a nice little white pill that will take care of that.
Heard this one many times in the OR. It covered just about all sins from fogged up loupes to nicked arteries. "shitfuckgoddamn"
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