"Suggested patient be tested for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but unfortunately patient tends to treat my recommendations with floccinaucinihilipilification."
So denial of all symptoms, did the patient just want to visit to pass the time of day? Yes, we have a nice little white pill that will take care of that.
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8 comments:
I deny Chinese weight gain too, I am just naturally zaftig
"Suggested patient be tested for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but unfortunately patient tends to treat my recommendations with floccinaucinihilipilification."
Thanks for the earworm, Grumpy! A spoonful of C12H22O11 make the medicine go down . . .
Best wishes for Passover.
Clearly, this person needs to read your medical treatise about commas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuWE_pm5O4
love this.
So denial of all symptoms, did the patient just want to visit to pass the time of day? Yes, we have a nice little white pill that will take care of that.
Heard this one many times in the OR. It covered just about all sins from fogged up loupes to nicked arteries. "shitfuckgoddamn"
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