Monday, March 27, 2017

Osteichthyes

Mrs. Gourami: "What's your fish's name?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Ed."

Mrs. Gourami: "And he just stays over there?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Yep."

Mrs. Gourami: "That really bothers me. I mean, for him to be in there all the time. You'd think he'd want you to take him out of the water for a walk or something."

Dr. Grumpy: "Uh..."

Mrs. Gourami: "It just doesn't seem fair to me, like animal cruelty."

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously there is a reason this woman is seeing a neurologist!

bobbie said...

Yeah, doctor ~ take your damn fish out for a walk!!!

Good grief...

Ms. Donna said...

Let's ask Ed what he thinks!

Anonymous said...

Yikes. Hope you didn't tell her that this isn't your first Ed...

Loren Pechtel said...

Let the fish go for it's own walk:

http://geekologie.com/2017/01/fish-can-drive-its-aquarium-around-by-sw.php

Anonymous said...

It's tricky to put the leash on him.

Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge V said...

"I must say, you're being very insensitive. Piscine agoraphobia is no laughing matter."

Anonymous said...

"What can I do- a restraining order is a restraining order."

Anonymous said...

"He just got back from his daily hike ten minutes before you arrived."

Anonymous said...

"At least his tank doesn't have any sharp devices that can cause injury. Not like his last one."

Moose said...

"Sit, Cinnamon! I said sit! BAD FISH!"

Me said...

Perhaps she needs a referral to a psychiatrist?

Stacey Gordon said...

Are you sure his name isn't Klaus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Ji3Skx3Zo

Anonymous said...

I wonder where that fish has gone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGBZnfB46es

gloriap said...

Good luck, Dr. G. It's almost impossible to fix stupid.

Bonnie said...

I really hope she was joking!

Unknown said...

oh, another of the concrete thinkers of the world has arrived in Dr G's office...keep the explanations and instructions very simple..lest the sainted Mary of the Front Desk be troubled by Mrs. Gourami.

 
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