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11 comments:
I think the referring doctor doesn't want to influence your diagnosis.
1. Wear the gloves
2. Cooties, I swear it sounds like cooties.
Bob's your uncle.
It's not lupus.
This person did four years of college, four more in med school and then ZXY number of specialization?
Hey, "I don't know, what do you think" is a valid way to get information. Wish people would use it more often.
It's the worst case of whatever you've got that I've ever seen.
"And then we'll fill in the first."
"I'll have what he's having."
Whatever, dude.
A direct quote from the doctor to the person that faxed the sheet.
My recent: "Thank you for seeing this patient with a learning disability.
Sincerely,
Dr"
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