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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
16 comments:
Trust us, it is good for you. The Seizures burn calories and are expected.
You need to submit this to Engrish.com.
That site has me laughing ALMOST as much as this one.
but did Dr Oz recommend it on his show?
Cue the "GhostBusters" theme...
"I've been slimed!!!"
Am I the only one who thinks that looks like some sort of porn fetish video?
And look, it's not even reached its expiration date yet!
Snake oil to be reconstituted.
Put me down for 4
Maybe it causes everything that comes after to merely pass through, sort of like a water slide in the theme park. Hmm. Escherichia coli and other coliforms come to mind.
A 'sliming' factor was the basis for the use of slippery elm's use as ... in a bygone era. Some hospital obstetrical units still have laminaria hidden in a drawer somewhere for the old time docs.
My guess is that its directions were grammatically constructed by someone whose first language doesn't have a lot of intricate extra words for describing tenses, number of people involved and would probably use sticky gums for the underweighted person who do not want to food consuming, by both male and female.
And it's pretty much the right shade of green, it's the first thing I thought of!
This is rather timely. The 10-year-old was drinking tea the other morning and said, "The box is right, it does leave slime in your mouth!"
Apparently, she'd picked up the Blueberry SLIM (we just got it 'cause it was blueberry).
umm, this "tea" is used by those who are trying to lose weight; but, it really is a mild herbal laxative.
As usual, unable to post a coherent comment because I'm laughing kitbags out my nose (as the Brits would say). Even if I could, I'd be hard pressed to choose among Fifty Shades of Slime.
I was writing about slugs this morning, so this made me laugh out loud. Also, did you know slug slime (and the mucus in your nose) is a liquid crystal?
A local salon had a carefully lettered vinyl sign on their front window, "Body Sliming." Apparently, the salon's sign was ordered by the same person who did the art work for this box...
has its own web site
very famous
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