Dr. Grumpy: "You been doing okay since I last saw you?"
Ms. Cerevisiae: "Um, I had a really bad yeast infection, you know, in my girl parts."
Dr. Grumpy: "How have your migraines been?"
Ms. Cerevisiae: "It was REALLY bad. I mean, it climbed from down there all the way up though the connection into my stomach, then to my ears, too."
Dr. Grumpy: "I've, uh, never heard of that."
Ms. Cerevisiae: "That's what all the other doctors tell me, too. Anyway, my migraines are better."