Friday, July 15, 2016

When dogs fly

Me: "What kind of dog is she?"

Mrs. Owner: "She's a Morkie. It's a cross between a Yorkie and a, um, Maltese Falcon."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Maltese Falcon is too heavy to fly.

Anonymous said...

The stuff that dreams are made of.

Anonymous said...

"He's a good dog but he keeps trying to fly off with the cat to eat him."

Liz said...

She made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

Agenericdoc said...

The Maltese Falcon is called a dingus. Perhaps the dog is a cross with an Australian Dingo.

brent said...

she will live long and prosper!

Stacey Gordon said...

Fly! Be Free!

If it doesn't weight at least 25-30lbs, it's not a dog anyway...

Anonymous said...

Bet it's a yapper. Anyway.

Anonymous said...

A real Maltese Falcon, or a fake?

Anonymous said...

That must have been one very interesting act of mating.

K said...

Had a lady call in once needing help registering her microchip for her dog, the website didn't have her dog breed on it, she claimed. I asked what breed her dog was, she proudly said, 'Maltipoo.'.

I explained that a maltipoo is a mixed breed dog, so she needs to put 'mixed breed' on the form.

She couldn't understand how her dog was a mixed breed, because she spent so much money on it! And then asked me what breeds a maltipoo was mixed with...

Anonymous said...

is the dog's name MacGuffin?

Liz said...

K and I'll bet she spent so much money on the dog that she couldn't afford its shots...

Stacey Gordon said...

That mixed breed she spent so much money on was obviously a Sham-poo

 
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