Mrs. Owner: "She's a Morkie. It's a cross between a Yorkie and a, um, Maltese Falcon."
Friday, July 15, 2016
When dogs fly
Mrs. Owner: "She's a Morkie. It's a cross between a Yorkie and a, um, Maltese Falcon."
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The Maltese Falcon is too heavy to fly.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
"He's a good dog but he keeps trying to fly off with the cat to eat him."
She made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
The Maltese Falcon is called a dingus. Perhaps the dog is a cross with an Australian Dingo.
she will live long and prosper!
Fly! Be Free!
If it doesn't weight at least 25-30lbs, it's not a dog anyway...
Bet it's a yapper. Anyway.
A real Maltese Falcon, or a fake?
That must have been one very interesting act of mating.
Had a lady call in once needing help registering her microchip for her dog, the website didn't have her dog breed on it, she claimed. I asked what breed her dog was, she proudly said, 'Maltipoo.'.
I explained that a maltipoo is a mixed breed dog, so she needs to put 'mixed breed' on the form.
She couldn't understand how her dog was a mixed breed, because she spent so much money on it! And then asked me what breeds a maltipoo was mixed with...
is the dog's name MacGuffin?
K and I'll bet she spent so much money on the dog that she couldn't afford its shots...
That mixed breed she spent so much money on was obviously a Sham-poo
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