Mr. Gallery: "I have a question for you" (takes out an iPad) "I read on your website that you majored in art?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, no. My undergraduate degree is in physics. I'm pretty sure it says that on my site."
Mr. Gallery: "Are you sure? I thought I'd read that somewhere. Maybe it was Yelp or something."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm sure. Believe me. I have no knowledge of art whatsoever."
Mr. Gallery: "Oh" (looks disappointed, puts away iPad) "I was really hoping you could help identify some of the paintings at my parent's house. I even took pictures of them."