Thank you, K!
Monday, November 4, 2013
I don't wanna know
Thank you, K!
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I'm going to hope this is a horrible transcription error, and not how someone broke their finger:
Thank you, K!
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Thank you, K!
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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8 comments:
Being one of those AD (attention deficit) readers, my eye is usually caught by the word that doesn't seem to fit in the context, and then I try to visualize (in my head) the matter at hand. Somehow, I thought this was going to be about constipation, or disimpaction. But the rest of the words did not fit. I think the word 'fecal' must've been really 'focal'. Surely. Say it's so.
I am thinking should have been the thumb, not third finger right hand.
Next time, spend the twenty bucks and buy a toilet snake.
Sadly, I must admit that I have used a finger to remove fecal impactions, but not THAT finger. (also not my own LOL)
It's finger-lickin' good!
I think the worst mistake is the final statement that "No abnormalities were identified." Obviously that's not true!
I'm guessing Voice Wreck is to blame.
Turdfinger,
He's the man,
Who sticks his finger up his can,
Don't shake his hand!
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