Phone Girl: "Local Animal Hospital, I..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Ibee Grumpy, and..."
Phone Girl: "I'd like to wish you a very happy National Hug-Your-Cat-Day this month!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, I picked up Snowball yesterday, and realized you have our contact info wrong."
Phone Girl: "Did you know National Hug-Your-Cat-Day is this month? Cats do so many wonderful things for us, that it's important to take care of their heath, too!"
Dr. Grumpy: "I don't have a cat. I'm just calling about an error..."
Phone Girl: "Well, now would be the perfect time to consider getting one! We have 3 cats looking for loving homes here, and several animal shelters we're working with for National Hug-Your-Cat-Day are running offers to help you enjoy them!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Look, I don't want a cat. I just need to give you our correct phone number."
Phone Girl: "Cats are wonderful companions! I'm sure if you came over and met some of the adorable ones available for National Hug-Your-Cat-Day you would..."
Dr. Grumpy: "What time do you work to?"
Phone Girl: "I'm here until noon, but National Hug..."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'll just call back later."