While they were inhaling burgers, I got a phone call from the ER, and wandered off to a quieter area to talk. Without paying attention, I ended up standing next to a kiosk selling phone accessories.
Dr. Grumpy: "Is she on Coumadin?"
Kiosk Guy: (comes over, taps me on shoulder) "Hey! You need a new iPhone case!"
Dr. Grumpy: "No thank you, I'm busy right now. What did her head CT show?"
Kiosk Guy: "This one is on sale! It lights up when you're on the phone!"
Dr. Grumpy: (waves guy away again) "Who's her cardiologist? Do they know what's going on yet?"
Kiosk Guy: "Your phone case is falling apart! You should get this one!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Hang on, ERP... Look, this is an important call. Can't you see I'm on the phone?"
Kiosk Guy: "No! That's why you need a case that lights up!"