Friday, October 5, 2012

Overheard at the nursing station

Morning shift-change check-out:

Nurse 1: "Your patient in room 822 is going to a nursing home in 20 minutes."

Nurse 2: "Oh, good. I love to start my day with a discharge."

Surrounding nurses & doctors start snickering.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

It sounds so easy but takes so long, and so much paperwork.

Packer said...

And thus was the idea that South Park could be a broad based hit was hatched.

Cartoon Characters said...

Someone obviously didn't catch the humour in that.... !!

Shrtstormtrooper said...

Well, a good discharge does make room for more.

ndenunz said...

From what orifice are you discharging?

brent said...

multiple discharges during the day is the best!

Ms. Donna said...

LOL! My old RN mother will love that one!

Steeny Lou said...

"It sounds so easy but takes so long, and so much paperwork."

LOLOL!!!! "Paperwork"!!! ;)

You could really get on a "roll" here...

Anonymous said...

Just try to avoid a dishonorable discharge.

Anonymous said...

Be careful what you wish for, because premature discharges aren't any fun.

Anonymous said...

What about an early morning transfer or dismissal? Better? Any less paperwork?

 
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