Nurse 1: "Your patient in room 822 is going to a nursing home in 20 minutes."
Nurse 2: "Oh, good. I love to start my day with a discharge."
Surrounding nurses & doctors start snickering.
Friday, October 5, 2012
Overheard at the nursing station
Nurse 1: "Your patient in room 822 is going to a nursing home in 20 minutes."
Nurse 2: "Oh, good. I love to start my day with a discharge."
Surrounding nurses & doctors start snickering.
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It sounds so easy but takes so long, and so much paperwork.
And thus was the idea that South Park could be a broad based hit was hatched.
Someone obviously didn't catch the humour in that.... !!
Well, a good discharge does make room for more.
From what orifice are you discharging?
multiple discharges during the day is the best!
LOL! My old RN mother will love that one!
"It sounds so easy but takes so long, and so much paperwork."
LOLOL!!!! "Paperwork"!!! ;)
You could really get on a "roll" here...
Just try to avoid a dishonorable discharge.
Be careful what you wish for, because premature discharges aren't any fun.
What about an early morning transfer or dismissal? Better? Any less paperwork?
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