Thursday, October 18, 2012

Literally

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in your family?"

Mr. Clock: "My dad died early."

Dr. Grumpy: "Like in his 20's? Or 30's?"

Mr. Clock: "No, I mean between 4:00 and 5:00 in the morning."

17 comments:

Katbird said...

hahahaha awesome. *facepalm*

cliffintokyo said...

Clearly, an early riser to the end, including ascending to the pearly gates!

Anonymous said...

My clinical session at the hospital, respiratory block:

We were taking history from a large barrel chested man.

My friend: So you said you don't smoke?
Student: Quit a while ago
My friend: And when was that? 3 days ago

Anonymous said...

His late father died early.

Charles said...

Ha! I saw that one coming.

Anonymous said...

As in this morning?.......

Anonymous said...

It was terminal.

medexaminer said...

If that's familial, I would sleep late every day. Increases the odds that you'll die peacefully in your sleep!

Lisa said...

Is your practice exclusively to the mentally challenged?

ndenunz said...

So, did he wake up dead?

Anonymous said...

So the early bird didn't catch a worm, but sang its swan song.

Li'l Azathoth said...

"He figured that if he got to the Pearly Gates a few hours before opening time, he wouldn't have to wait so long in line."

Mockingbird said...

Oh, come on, Mr. Clock; nobody dies between 4:00 and 5:00 in the morning, they're dead to the world asleep then.

Anonymous said...

Only because of the time zone he lived in.

Anonymous said...

And what about Gracie?

Anonymous said...

What a nut case! Is dying young even a major illness?

Anonymous said...

was it a monday :}??

 
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