Doctor Grumpy in the House: Rumba, cha-cha, DUI

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Rumba, cha-cha, DUI

Another fine moment in alcohol consumption.

Thank you, Tanya!

10 comments:

Biggus Dickus said...: I have a similar problem.; February 7, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Lili von Shtupp said...: It's true, too! They totally impair my ability to ride home from the saloon after work!; February 7, 2012 at 3:37 PM
bobbie said...: Ah, the infamous "boobie defense"...
R/T the infamous "Twinkie defense"...; February 7, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Incontinentia Buttocks said...: I'm pretty sure I just watched a porno movie that started with this exact scene.; February 7, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Anonymous said...: What I want to know is...if she is in fact as well endowed as she claims, why would she be driving home from the bar alone?; February 7, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Anonymous said...: So you can use beer goggles on yourself?; February 8, 2012 at 2:16 AM
Anonymous said...: "Let me make you one of my special White Russians."; February 8, 2012 at 2:20 AM
Carla said...: This must be a violation of statute 38DD ...; February 8, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Packer said...: Love it, now some guy is going to claim he is unable to walk a straight line because......well you know why.; February 8, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Dr Erhumu said...: That's a first!; February 8, 2012 at 3:22 PM

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