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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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16 comments:
"Never shake the bucket of
nuts before you're tied to
the yak rope."
Great advice, that!
I can see where your skills would be in demand, Dr, G... either by the yak, or by the skier!!
I wonder what the "skier" is supposed to do at the top of the hill as he approaches the pulley?
A clarification for those that do not know what pony nuts are; they are pelleted horse food, usually alfalfa based.
WV: doostype
Doostype people ski with yaks.
"Mr Dorje's advice is: "Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope." "
Always good advice.
Like it . LOL
When did you move your yak herd from Mongolia to India? And you never told us that you were actually from Tibet! You must be very fit from climbing uphill in the snow all winter. I suppose it's bad luck if they break arms or legs, but at least you can do some interesting research about neurological deficits caused by cracking their skulls against that tree.
I think I will stick to my motorcycle, thank you very much.
I must show my Doc your blog he will probably not approve of an MD doing one; but his kids will rectify that, They'll like it like I do
Sounds like a epitaph to me.
... Is April Fool's Day early this year?
"Never shake the bucket of
nuts before you're tied to
the yak rope."
This statement is deep in so many ways.
Wow, I can't wait to tell people at work that I am planning this for my next vacation. They already think I am a lunatic because I do not just go to Disney, but once I tell them about the pony nuts, they will seriously think about having me institutionalized...what would work better- powder skis or telemarks? Even more fun would be calling my insurance to see if I would be covered. Is THIS out of net work?
*facepalm*
Pavlovian yaks?
Would pecans work?
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