Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Patient quote of the day
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"Doctor, I really want to know if I have something. Because if it's anything, it would probably be something. And I want to know if it's something. If it's nothing, then that's not anything, but I need to know if it's anything like something or nothing."
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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9 comments:
Is this a patient or a SNL comedy sketch?
That's the scared patients way of saying "I am afraid that I have brain cancer, so please tell me this is just a tension headache."
It's always something.
wow, thats really something!
Paging, Ms. Hypochondria! Ms. Hypochondria, your table is ready.
Maybe you should write him a referral to Dr. Seuss...
"yes, i suspect you may have something, well, everybody has something, but i don't know anything about your something, it could be anything or it could be nothing, if it's something, we will do something about it, if it's nothing, we will do nothing about it. however, there's no such thing as nothing, in every nothing, there's a something. in fact, there could be everything. i cannot do everything, but still i can do something if you really have something"
The thing is that this thing is hard to pinpoint.
"Yes, it is."
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