Wednesday, February 15, 2012
"Hey, you want to land in jail for Valentine's Day?"
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Okay, lovebirds, let's keep this in mind: When getting kinky, remember to keep it private.
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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18 comments:
I do hope they spay one and neuter the other. Idiots like that shouldn't be allowed to breed.
WV: disownne
As in "If that were my daughter, I would disownne her"
Oh!
Canada!
This is just WRONG!
Canadian citizens should be staying here in Canada to do these things, thus helping to support the jobs of Canadian law officers, Canadian hotel owners, and Canadian purveyors of duct tape and ball gags.
I have no problem with BDSM, but KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM. Urgh.
I be thinking this couple was from Vancouver district of Portland Oregon. The street they live on is only a few blocks from Vanouver St in Portland.
Maple leaf ain't taking responsibility for this loony pair.
There's also a Vancouver, WA, right across the state line. Canada is absolved.
"Honey, when I said I wanted to make a sex tape, this isn't quite what I had in mind."
Link is broken now.
Okay, Ronstew, I fixed it.
i guess i really do not understand the charges and jail once it was clearly consensual and no one was hurt. the police action thus causes the greater harm. sort of like the war on drugs.
Okay, so it wasn't a smart move on their part. But jail? No wonder those are so full.
"My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.". Or the tourists.
I think disorderly conduct charges were perfectly appropriate. Their kink ain't my kink and that's okay, but the public nature of it was not okay.
Cleanest comment section on the internet.
I expected at least one "I'd hit it"
@Anons
kinky sex is great. taking one's kink public in this particular way [public nudity where it's illegal, traumatizing bystanders who think someone's been kidnapped and hurt] blows chunks. I know I'd call the authorities if I saw someone naked and hogtied with tape over their mouth, and I'd love a few minutes alone with this sorry excuse for a dominant.
I wish writers iould learn the distinction between a "goatee" and a "Van Dyke." A "goatee" is facial hair on a man's chin (Compare and contrast with a "wisdom patch" or a "soul patch"). I presume everyone knows what a moustache is. A "Van Dyke", names after the painter who sported one, is a moustache PLUS a goatee -- i.e. what the gentleman in the photo was wearing. Please hold your applause!
The most important thing to notice about this particular Van Dyke is that it's on crooked.
::sigh:: Not at ALL surprised this happened in Portland.
:::sigh::: I'm not at all surprised this happened in Portland.
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