I KNEW it! I KNEW that the government faked Jesse Garon Presley's death in order to cover up their secret experiments in cross-breeding humans with orangutans, in order to create a race of super spies! I can finally collect on that bet!
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5 comments:
Silly man. Doesn't he realize that orangutans are great apes and not monkeys? If it weren't for that little slip, he might have gotten away with it.
I KNEW it! I KNEW that the government faked Jesse Garon Presley's death in order to cover up their secret experiments in cross-breeding humans with orangutans, in order to create a race of super spies! I can finally collect on that bet!
Best part of the story was below in other news of Naples. We used to call this practice trolling.
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2012/feb/20/naples-physician-to-pay-10000-fine-for-accessing/
why would they report some poor dude's psychotic ramblings? is that how they handle the mentally ill in your country?
a lot you write about is funny, this one is not.
sounds like he needs help not prison
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