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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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8 comments:
"You get your money for nothing
And your shit for free"
The way to turn feces to gold is to become a gastroenterologist!
From my heart and from my hands
Why don't people understand
My intentions?
Damn you, now I have Oingo Boingo singing in my head.
maybe he could be a donor for fecal transplant specimens to treat C difficile colitis?
In a really weird kind of way, I'm proud to currently be on placement in the hospital across the road from where this person lived.
Have also done Psychiatry in the local hospital, and I'm really not surprised.
These are reasons I want to work in Fermanagh. Everyone is pretty insane.
Only in Northern Ireland would a genius try this. And NI has a history of bombs made using fertiliser, so he also should have had some awareness of the flammability of fertiliser.
too much Warcraft apparently...
Oyrland, begorrah!
He bet he'd be suck-cess-full on de turd attempt ;-)
All those organic chem classes ... wasted.
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