Mr. Albuquerque: "Hi, I want to know if I should be taking Plavix for a stroke."
Dr. Grumpy: "Did I prescribe it for you?"
Mr. Albuquerque: "No, my neurologist did. I've never seen you."
Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, I can't give out medical advice if you're not even my patient. Why don't you call your neurologist?"
Mr. Albuquerque: "I'm calling different parts of the country to get a consensus on if I should or shouldn't take it."
Dr. Grumpy: "You're welcome to make an appointment to see me, and discuss it."
Mr. Albuquerque: "That's ridiculous. I live in New Mexico, and there's no way I can travel that far."