Mr. Bogus: "But I didn't have a memory test!"
Dr. Grumpy: "You did, last week. I have the results here. You did fine."
Mr. Bogus: "That's impossible. I couldn't answer half the questions! And the girl who did the exam was confusing me!"
Dr. Grumpy: "So... you do remember the test?"
Mr. Bogus: "Yes! I mean no! I have terrible memory problems! I can't remember anything! What are we talking about?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Never mind. Hey, when is your disability paperwork due?"
Mr. Bogus: "Next Wednesday, before 5:00 east coast time. The fax number is 867-5309. Do you need the address? I have it in my wallet."
Dr. Grumpy: "How did you remember that?"
Mr. Bogus: "How did I remember what?"