It's been a few months since I had time to collect and publish some of the horrifying bullshit artisanal pictures you guys have been sending in, but I promise I'll get around to it.
In the meantime, here is an awesome site by a kindred spirit who hates the word as much as I do.
Enjoy!
Thank you, YellerDawg!
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Jessie
said...
Today at the supermarket I bought Sargento artisanal shredded cheese. (it was on sale).
Now sargento makes good cheese, but I fail to see what is so "artisanal" about shredded supermarket cheese.
I feel like I should say something here because I love artisanal so much, but I'll just go shopping now. Hey, what about artisanal medications, or artisanal doctors? "Is Dr. Grumpy artisanal?" "No, he's just grumpy, but my stockbroker, Mr. Moneybags, is artisanal."
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Today at the supermarket I bought Sargento artisanal shredded cheese. (it was on sale).
Now sargento makes good cheese, but I fail to see what is so "artisanal" about shredded supermarket cheese.
I feel like I should say something here because I love artisanal so much, but I'll just go shopping now.
Hey, what about artisanal medications, or artisanal doctors?
"Is Dr. Grumpy artisanal?"
"No, he's just grumpy, but my stockbroker, Mr. Moneybags, is artisanal."
That's a wonderful site! And from my own town (Houston!).
She's correct, with our heat and humidity even Craig's hair could germinate.
Hmmm...then it would be artisan hair.
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