First, is an older ad for Viagra. I'm unsure if the image is inspired by the song line "Get your motor running" or the juice commercial tag-line "I could have had a V-8!".
Next, in a sign that the apocalypse is coming, the world has apparently run out of names for wine.
To send email attachments, they now sell internet shipping labels. I had no idea you needed them, and obviously I've been doing email all wrong.
And last is this fortune cookie I got recently. I can only assume it refers to the occasional vegetables I see in my practice.